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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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