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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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