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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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