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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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