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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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