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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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