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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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