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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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