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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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