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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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