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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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