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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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