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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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