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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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