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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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