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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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