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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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