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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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