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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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