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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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