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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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