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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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