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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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