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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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