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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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