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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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