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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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