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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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