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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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