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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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