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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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