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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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