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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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