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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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