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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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