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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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