Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.