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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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