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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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