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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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