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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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