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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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