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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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