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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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