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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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