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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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