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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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