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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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