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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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