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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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