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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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